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Limited Edition · Case File #001
Regular price
$19.99
Spooky Whisky BBQ Sauce
Mellow
80%
Explosive
20%
Whisky-Aged, Smoked Barrel, Something Ghostly hidden inside, 10oz
Spooky Whiskey BBQ Sauce is smoky, sweet, spicy, whisky-infused, and not entirely explainable. Aged in the same barrels behind a legend the locals won't talk...
After Halloween, the trail goes cold, no restock.
After Halloween, the trail goes cold, no restock.
Fulfilled within two business days, delivered in 3–7.
All orders are shipped from our warehouse on the East Coast either USPS or expedited for an additional fee. Your order will be fulfilled and shipped within two business days. Once your order has shipped, it can take anywhere from 3-7 days to arrive depending on your region. Expedited orders will arrive in two business days.
For international orders please allow 7-21 days for your product to arrive.
Full shipping information can be found here.
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Whisky Barrell Aged
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Smoky & sweet
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A heat that bites back
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Origin: unverified
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Definitely Slightly haunted
Every bottle unlocks another clue.
This sauce came out of the barrels behind the legend the locals won't name — and our mascot Milky went in looking for answers. He never came out. We can't find him alone. Buy a bottle, get your Case File #, and join the search party before the trail goes cold on Halloween night.
Your order number is your Case File #. Enter it on the case-files page to unlock the clue that's yours alone, and watch the whole investigation advance with every bottle sold.
Your personal clue
Unlock Your Case File
Bought a bottle of Spooky Whisky BBQ Sauce? Your order number is your Case File #. Enter it to reveal the clue that's yours alone.
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CASE-0000 · CLASSIFIED
Fragment recovered
You've met him. Whoever you are, whenever you bought a bottle — you've already met Milky. You just didn't know it yet.
EXHIBIT · A
The last sighting
Milky, 2:14am, near barrel 7. Then nothing but a smell we still can't place.
UNVERIFIEDCollective progress
The Evidence Meter
Every bottle sold moves the whole investigation forward. Hit a milestone and a new file unlocks — permanently, for everyone.
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🔎 1204 investigators · 0 of 5 files recovered
50
File 01
100
File 02
250
File 03
750
File 04
1250
File 05
Next file unlocks in 50 bottles. The night desk updates this hourly.
The Legend Locals Won't Talk About...
Read This Before You Cry
(Tears of Joy, Maybe)
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2–5 biz days. We move fast so your food can too.
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Ranges from gentle forehead sweat to screaming hallucinations. Pick your poison: some are friendly, some demand therapy.
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Cry a little. Chug milk. Reevaluate your life choices. You’ll be fine in 5–7 business minutes.
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Vinegar-heavy sauces can survive the apocalypse (and your pantry). But fruity or less acidic ones? Try chilling to preserve flavor. Sauces need to be refrigerated after opening for safety.
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Like a rock star—two years unopened. After opening, 6–12 months (if refrigerated), based on acidity.
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Yup. No artificial crap, no regrets. Just real ingredients like peppers, garlic, tomatillos, honey, and fear.
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Sure — if your love language is “emotional rollercoaster with jalapeños.”
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